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����my wife will go to any extreme to keep people from knowing she is home alone.
����one evening when i was working late��my wife heard a knock on the door. she ignored
����it, but the knocking continued. frantic��she began to bark, softly at first��then louder and louder. much to her relief, the knocking soon stopped. the next day the paper boy came to the door to collect."i came by last night," he told me," but i left when your wife barked at me!"
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����gardening gloves
����for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy
����to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i
����held my hands up and said, "well, you��ll notice that my hands are bare."
����later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
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����the hare and the tortoise
����the hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. "i have never been beaten," he said, "when i run at full speed, no one is faster than me." the tortoise said quietly, "i will race with you." "that is a good joke," said the hare. "i could dance around you the whole way." the race started. the hare darted almost out of sight at once. he soon stopped and lay down to have a nap. the tortoise plodded on and on. when the hare awoke from his nap, he saw the tortoise was near the finish line, and that he had lost the race.���������ǿ�ҫ�����ٶȣ����ҵ���û��ʧ�ܹ�������˵�������ұ���ʱ��û���˱��ҹ��졣��
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����several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be "are you kidding?" he replied, "why else would i have bothered to clean?"���ǵķ�������ъ���ݰ�������ѧ��.��������ѧ��������֮���һ��ɷ����ȥ����������������ǰ������绰�������ѡ������ǽ����١����ǵ�������������ʱ�����ķ������ҳ������ҷdz��ծ�������������ҫ�����ǰ�?����ȡц����
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����the quarrel between pangniu and miaomiao
����pangniu and miao miao were good friends, but you see, today, they quarreled. let's hear what happened!
����fat girl said proudly, "i love working best. i'll help my mother sweep the floor!"
����miao miao on one side was unconvinced: "hum! i love labor most! i can not only sweep the floor, but also wash the dishes! can you?"
����fat girl didn't show weakness: "come on! i love labor most! who doesn't know you're the laziest!" fat girl laughed.
����miao miao was so anxious that he immediately explained, "no! you are greedy. you can't walk when you see food. you still work?" miao miao also laughed at pangniu
����just as they were quarrelling, grandma yang came.
����"pangniu and miaomiao, you have great skills! they all have their own advantages. pangniu is the best at sweeping the floor and miaomiao is the best at washing dishes! you are all good children who love work!"
����pangniu and miao miao smiled happily.
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����my father, brother and i visited west point to see a football game between army and
����boston college. taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend west point."
����one middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. they explained, "we want to show our son what he missed by not
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����once there was a boy who lived on a farm. every day he had to take his father��s sheep to a hill.
����one day he tried to play a trick on the other people. he said to himself. i will call ��wolf. wolf.�� then everyone
����so he cried: ��wolf .wolf.�� and everyone ran to help him.
����when they came he just said: ��there is no wolf. it was only a joke.��
����he did this three times. then one day a wolf really came.
������help! help! the wolf is here.�� called the boy.
����but everyone said: ��no you know that there is no wolf. he is just calling us for fun. there is no danger.��
����so they did not go to help the boy. the wolf killed all the sheep then.��ǰ����һ��ס��ũ����ĺ��ӡ�ÿ�죬����ҫ����������ɽ��ȥ�š�
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����defeat disability
����yang��s ambition was to get an architect certificate or become a bowling master. but when he was conducting experiments with a microscope in the basement, a tank on the bench exploded, sending him flying outwards through the exit. he was out of breath while knowing he lost his eyesight as well as 70% of his hearing. in other words, he was disabled.
����feeling clumsy, he was annoyed at first though nobody made fun of him. he cut out going outdoors and just sat around at home talking to his parrot or tortoise silently. his sister resigned to help him in many ways. her assistance and encouragement were so beneficial to his psychology that he adapted to his disability soon and became outgoing again. in a college accessible to him, he studied politics and literature. he always sat in the front row near the entry without any absence and, with the help of his handy laptop, he studied well by means of dictation. his thesis, abolishing slavery, met with all professors�� approval. after class, he and his companions often played drum music, which was noisy but suitable for his hearing. after graduation, he made high profits by designing software for a firm. all in all, in his community, he won his dignity and people��s congratulations.
����he always wished all the best to his disabled fellows and encouraged them, ��never mind! all you have is adequate to get your achievement.��
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����in the animal town, there is a good bear clinic, which specializes in treating the teeth of small animals.
����one day, a patient came to the good bear clinic.
����"hello, mr. mouse. i'm glad to serve you. what's wrong with your teeth?"
����the vole covered his mouth and said, "i can't eat.
����"is the tooth broken? let me have a look." the good bear took a flashlight and opened the mouse's mouth to check.
����the mouse pushed away the bear: "on the contrary, my teeth are growing well. the longer my teeth are, the longer they are. i can't close my mouth. i can't eat now."
����"oh? this disease is very rare. i haven't encountered it in ten years as a dentist. let me check it on the internet." haoxiong immediately turned on the computer.
����"ha ha, i've found a cure for your teeth. i'll give you three prescriptions, and you can choose one." he said, and the good bear immediately wrote the prescription.
����"prescription 1: solve it at one time and simply pull it out. prescription 2: i saw your teeth once a week and cut off the excessively long teeth. prescription 3: 900 old corn stalks. chew 10 stalks three times a day. take the medicine once a month for lifelong treatment. it is strictly prohibited to bite other people's furniture and books after taking the medicine!"
����"ah! tooth extraction? tooth sawing? i feel very painful, and how can i eat without teeth? i'm going to starve to death. it sounds like i'd better choose the third option," said the mouse.
����a week later, two weeks later, three weeks later, the mouse's teeth got better again, yeah!
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����qiang qiang learns to play
����qiang qiang likes playing badminton very much, so his father bought a pair of badminton rackets for qiang qiang. qiang qiang is very happy, but the next question is, qiang qiang can't play badminton. what can i do?
����dad said to qiang qiang, "it doesn't matter. we can learn how to play!"
����qiang qiang learned badminton like his father, but he couldn't play well. he fell down several times. he cried in pain. qiang qiang threw away his racket angrily and said, "hum! i won't learn."
����then he threw the badminton aside. his father came up to comfort qiangqiang and said, "if you encounter a little difficulty, give up. you will never learn. in the face of difficulties, you can succeed!"
����after listening to his father's words, qiang qiang nodded and studied badminton hard. although he still couldn't play well, qiang qiang always studied hard and finally learned badminton.
����later, in the badminton competition organized by the class, qiang qiang also won the championship!
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����cheated maomao
����"jingling!" school is over!
����maomao picked up his schoolbag, hummed and walked to the school gate. his mother will pick him up later.
����maomao waited left and right, and neither did his parents,
����"maybe mom has to work overtime, or there's a traffic jam on the road, wait!" maomao thought.
����at this time, a man came to me. he walked up to maomao with a smile and said, "hello, maomao!"
����maomao glanced at him and said, "who are you?"
����he said, "i'm your mother's colleague. just call me uncle yang! your mother asked me to pick you up."
����maomao nodded and believed him,
����he was about to take maomao to the car when the police uncle came and arrested the so-called "uncle yang".
����it turned out that the liar had been followed by the police uncle for many days. this time, thanks to the police uncle!
����the police uncle said to maomao, "children, don't believe what strangers say in the future, otherwise it will cause very serious consequences!" maomao nodded in fear.
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